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Bunkaiian-Zarateño Pistachios-Pomegranade Crisis

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Bunkaiia sent Pistachios an pomegranades to Zárate, which we thanked with great humility. But the gift of that fruit was retained by the coastguard. 

This problem caused a great political crisis between Bunkaiia and Zárate

 

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The 93 sacrosanct & blessed tree saplings raised carefully by the monastic Yabaneïan Jaina Sangha of Màleibidulu-Sàmberiti were left to wilt in your customs. The trees were national & religious symbols for the Bunkaiians and to place any living thing - even a sapling - unnecessarily in harm's way is strictly forbidden. The death of them has to lead to some minor instability internally for Bunkaiia, as it was one of the Gouwulan, Spàpet Tàviv, who authorized the gift. 

Enter the petulant Federal Republic of Petana, who chose to side with Zarate-Campana and even labeled Bunkaiia as a "reactionary renegade".

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À 9 h 25, le 31 mai 2020, je suis de nouveau Eduardo Vargas, ici pour vous informer d'une toute nouvelle nouveauté:
Le camarade Máximo Pablo Thomsen a invité le Gowulan de Bunkaiia à faire un barbecue le 12 juillet 2020.

Being 9.25 a.m. of May 31st 2020, I'm Eduardo Vargas again, here to inform you a breaking new: 

Comrade Máximo Pablo Thomsen invited Bunkaiia's Gowulan to have a barbecue on July 12, 2020. 

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On 5/31/2020 at 3:32 PM, Zarate-Campana said:

À 9 h 25, le 31 mai 2020, je suis de nouveau Eduardo Vargas, ici pour vous informer d'une toute nouvelle nouveauté:
Le camarade Máximo Pablo Thomsen a invité le Gowulan de Bunkaiia à faire un barbecue le 12 juillet 2020.

Being 9.25 a.m. of May 31st 2020, I'm Eduardo Vargas again, here to inform you a breaking new: 

Comrade Máximo Pablo Thomsen invited Bunkaiia's Gowulan to have a barbecue on July 12, 2020. 

Une petite délégation assistera au barbecue susmentionné. Veuillez vous assurer que le barbecue est entièrement végétalien.

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A Survey made by the local broadcast showed that 72% of Zarateños are in favour of the meeting between our leader Máximo Pablo Thomsen and Bunkaiia's Gouwulan

Une enquête réalisée par la radio locale a montré que 61% des Zarateños sont favorables à la rencontre entre notre leader Máximo Pablo Thomsen et Gouwulan de Bunkaiia

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Good morning, I'm Eduardo Vargas, and I'm here for ZARATV, the morning national newscast. 
It's currently 5.07 am of July 3. 2020, and like always, let's have an air sight of our capital city. 
Current temperature is 24C/75F, windchill 27.7C/80F, humidity is 100% and a brief drizzle is expected tonight.
In other news: Comrade Prime Minister Máximo Pablo Thomsen is preparing a peace treaty with Bunkaiia to end bilateral crisis.
ALERT! A regrowth of Covid-19 is reported in Zárate, with at least 17 cases. 

Bonjour, je suis Eduardo Vargas, et je suis ici pour ZARATV, le journal national du matin.
Il est actuellement 5 h 07 du 3 juillet 2020, et comme toujours, ayons une vue aérienne de notre capitale.
La température actuelle est de 24 ° C / 75 ° F, le température ressentie de 27,7 ° C / 80 ° F, l'humidité est de 100% et une bruine brève est attendue ce soir.
Dans d'autres nouvelles: le camarade Premier ministre Máximo Pablo Thomsen prépare un traité de paix avec la Bunkaiia pour mettre fin à la crise bilatérale.
ALERTE! Une repousse de Covid-19 est signalée à Zárate, avec au moins 17 cas.

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Breaking News: With a strict security, Bunkaiia's Gouwulan and a delegation arrived to our country and ready for the meeting tomorrow with our honourable Prime Minister Máximo Pablo Thomsen.
It is expected that they sign up a peace treaty to end the bilateral crisis.

Dernières nouvelles: Avec une sécurité stricte, le Gouwulan de Bunkaiia est arrivé ensemble une delegation, dans notre pays et prêt pour la réunion de demain avec notre honorable Premier ministre Máximo Pablo Thomsen.
Il est prévu qu'ils signent un traité de paix pour mettre fin à la crise bilatérale.

@Bunkaiia

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The Bunkaiian delegation including the four main Gouwulans are present today. They traveled to Zarate-Campana on a fleet of giant catamarans in order to mitigate their visit’s environmental cost. Some of the Bunkaiians, specifically of the Yabaneyan religious-ethnicity minority, are completely nude to show their humility, respect to and desire for peace and friendship with the Zarateños. 

Sipàpet-Gouwulan Ms. Tàviv (Chief minister of Legal and Foreign affairs) and Ràmešket-Gouwulan Ms. Miwini (Chief minister of Entertainment affairs) are especially on their best behavior and have Studied Zarateño lore and culture to accommodate and please - to the best of their abilities - the Zarateños. 
 

A group of swirling seashell-laden Bunkaiian priests bless today’s date, requesting that their God of Time & Memory (Djàruvàna) grants this meeting with long-term success. 

 

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Good afternoon everyone, I am Eduardo Vargas and I am today in the company of Verónica Navarro to recount the historic bilateral meeting between our esteemed Prime Minister Máximo Pablo Thomsen and the leaders of the Bunkaiia Noocracy, on a very hot day as planned . It is currently 3:33 p.m. of July 12, 2020, the current temperature is 35.6°C.

After the due formalities were completed, the leaders met for lunch shortly after noon. It turned out that the banquet of honor was made up of completely vegetarian and vegan dishes.

The Foreign Minister and Prime Minister's wife, Mrs. Lola Aun, announced that the leaders signed a peace and friendship treaty, and another FTA between the two countries, which would imply a future constitutional reform.

Both leaders agreed on mutual cooperation against CoVid-19 and a new meeting in the coming months.

 

Bonjour à tous, je suis Eduardo Vargas et je suis aujourd'hui en compagnie de Verónica Navarro pour raconter la rencontre bilatérale historique entre notre estimé Premier ministre Máximo Pablo Thomsen et les dirigeants de la noocratie de Bunkaiia, lors d'une journée très chaude comme c'était prévu. Il est actuellement 3:48 pm, du 12 juillet 2020, la température actuelle est de 35,6 ° C.

Une fois les formalités requises accomplies, les dirigeants se sont réunis pour le déjeuner peu après midi. Il s'est avéré que le banquet d'honneur était composé de plats entièrement végétariens et végétaliens.

La ministre des Affaires étrangères et épouse du Premier ministre, Mme Lola Aun, a annoncé que les dirigeants avaient signé un traité de paix et d'amitié et un autre ALE entre les deux pays, ce qui impliquerait une future réforme constitutionnelle.

Les deux dirigeants ont convenu d'une coopération mutuelle contre CoVid-19 et d'une nouvelle réunion dans les prochains mois.

@Bunkaiia

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Being 8.05 in the morning of July 14, 2020 we have a breaking news:

A long-range missile detonates in the capital city of Bunkaiia, reinstating tension in both countries. This fact happens just two days after the historic summit of both countries. @Bunkaiia

 

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